my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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