Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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