In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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