Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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