How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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