just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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