you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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