Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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