normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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