Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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