we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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