SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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