Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Randomize
