My room smells like vodka and shame
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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