Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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