Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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