Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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