question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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