I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
