I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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