Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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