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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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