i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I enjoy the company of your penis
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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