Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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