You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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