Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I love having hate sex.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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