where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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