No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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