i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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