im holly from the hills drunk
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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