she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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