Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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