Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
