I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
