So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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