There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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