didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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