if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
