If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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