Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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