Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my shit smells like andre
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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