When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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