A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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