if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
