two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
dude i'm inner monologue high
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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