His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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