OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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