you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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