...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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