I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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