I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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