If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You ruined the universe
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