sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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